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Stranger Things - Birthday
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Glow In The Dark Love Rings
Jelly Boobs
Wanna put your finger on my button?
Nice Legs. When do they open?
Congratulations on passing your exams
Don't fancy a shag?
I'm having a private party in my mouth...
How long till we get to the egg?
Congratulations
YOU TOTAL SHIT!
While you are down there
Thanks For The Present
a new baby
My Old Man Said Say Happy Birthday To A..................Fan (Insert Team Name)
CONGRATULATIONS
Congratulations on your new home
Wanna suck on my lollipop?
You are so dumped!
SIZE ISN'T IMPORTANT IT'S WHAT YOU DO WITH IT THAT MATTERS
What's white and slithers across the floor?
LATE FOR WORK AGAIN?
Swallows
SALTY FLAVOURED MOUTHWASH MISTERINE Remember: Swallow...Don't Spit
FUCC BAKERY
Pop band 'The Kidee Fiddlers' cover of 'Do You Wanna Touch' wasn't the smash hit they were hoping for.
Wanna play with my balls?
He couldn't understand why he was banned from the kiddies pool.
Do you know the difference between an erect male organ & a chicken drumstick?...No?
Don't pop your cork too soon tonight
Congratulations... You've Come Out
BOLLOCKS TO MEN
Come and play with my ass
MUFFS DIVING SCHOOL LESSONS AVAILABLE ON REQUEST
I've got a condom with your name on it...
I'd like to pile my nuts up against you
I'D OFFER TO SHAG YOUR BRAINS OUT!
IMPOTENCE Definition
I love a good roasting
Hey there, baaaad boy
*69 Ball*
Sorry you're leaving... We would have had a collection
For a good time call.....(insert number) and ask for.....(insert name)
WHEN YOU SAID YOU WERE A POSITIVE PERSON?
Show me yours and i'll show you mine
DOES IT LOOK BIG?
*coming soon
I'm Sorry But It Was Just Sex
*Middle Finger Image*
YOU ARE ABOUT AS POPULAR AS A COCK FLAVOURED LOLLIPOP
Don't worry darling, It happens to all men
NOT TONIGHT I'VE GOT A HEADACHE
That's not what i meant by doggystyle
What winks and is good in bed
What winks and is good in bed?
Wanna take my cherry?
Yes, i am staring at your tits.
Fancy these wrapped around your shaft?
Choke My Chicken
Guess what i wanna try tonight?
Is that your pussy winking at me?
I wonder if he truly loves me? I wonder if she takes it up the arse?
YOU ARE ONE HOT PIECE OF ASS
SPERM BANK OF F.U.C.C' OPEN WIDE I WANNA MAKE A DEPOSIT
Just try it... You might like it!
Dump your load in me
I'M NOT THE TYPE OF GIRL YOU CAN TAKE HOME TO MEET YOUR MOTHER
I'm gagging for it
Of course I love you
JUST MARRIED
YOU'RE FAT, BALD & OVER 40
Remember when you used to want to shag me?
Are you up for it tonight
CONGRATULATIONS on another 3 points
Another Lonely Birthday?
Thanks for the shit present
Happy Birthday
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
You Said You Wanted A Rampant Rabbit
You Said You Wanted A Pearl Necklace
Another Year Older... Take A Look In The Mirror
It's your Birthday
Yo! It's my Bitch's Birthday
YEAH, YEAH ,YEAH IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
Happy Birthday YOU OLD SLUT
Happy Birthday You Old SLAPPER
Happy Birthday you binge drinking tart!