Dream Come True
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Do What You Want...
Dad, You Legend
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Bridesmaid
Born In July
Best Dad Ever
Bellend
Bagsied Your Desk
Anniversary Blowjob
Alcohol
A Pony
29+1
100% Juice
#SelfieWanker
Now Show Me Your Dick
Now Show Me Your Tits
Stranger Things - Birthday
Duck With A Dick
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Wanna put your finger on my button?
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Don't fancy a shag?
Congratulations
YOU TOTAL SHIT!
Nice Legs. When do they open?
Congratulations on passing your exams
I'm having a private party in my mouth...
How long till we get to the egg?
While you are down there
Thanks For The Present
a new baby
My Old Man Said Say Happy Birthday To A..................Fan (Insert Team Name)
SIZE ISN'T IMPORTANT IT'S WHAT YOU DO WITH IT THAT MATTERS
SALTY FLAVOURED MOUTHWASH MISTERINE Remember: Swallow...Don't Spit
Don't pop your cork too soon tonight
BOLLOCKS TO MEN
CONGRATULATIONS
I'd like to pile my nuts up against you
Congratulations on your new home
Wanna suck on my lollipop?
I'D OFFER TO SHAG YOUR BRAINS OUT!
You are so dumped!
I love a good roasting
What's white and slithers across the floor?
LATE FOR WORK AGAIN?
Swallows
FUCC BAKERY
Pop band 'The Kidee Fiddlers' cover of 'Do You Wanna Touch' wasn't the smash hit they were hoping for.
Wanna play with my balls?
Show me yours and i'll show you mine
He couldn't understand why he was banned from the kiddies pool.
Do you know the difference between an erect male organ & a chicken drumstick?...No?
Congratulations... You've Come Out
*Middle Finger Image*
Come and play with my ass
Don't worry darling, It happens to all men
MUFFS DIVING SCHOOL LESSONS AVAILABLE ON REQUEST
That's not what i meant by doggystyle
I've got a condom with your name on it...
IMPOTENCE Definition
Hey there, baaaad boy
*69 Ball*
Sorry you're leaving... We would have had a collection
For a good time call.....(insert number) and ask for.....(insert name)
WHEN YOU SAID YOU WERE A POSITIVE PERSON?
Choke My Chicken
DOES IT LOOK BIG?
*coming soon
I'm Sorry But It Was Just Sex
YOU ARE ONE HOT PIECE OF ASS
Just try it... You might like it!
YOU ARE ABOUT AS POPULAR AS A COCK FLAVOURED LOLLIPOP
I'M NOT THE TYPE OF GIRL YOU CAN TAKE HOME TO MEET YOUR MOTHER
NOT TONIGHT I'VE GOT A HEADACHE
I'm gagging for it
What winks and is good in bed
What winks and is good in bed?
JUST MARRIED
Remember when you used to want to shag me?
Wanna take my cherry?
Yes, i am staring at your tits.
Fancy these wrapped around your shaft?
Thanks for the shit present
Guess what i wanna try tonight?
Happy Birthday
I wonder if he truly loves me? I wonder if she takes it up the arse?
Is that your pussy winking at me?
SPERM BANK OF F.U.C.C' OPEN WIDE I WANNA MAKE A DEPOSIT
Another Year Older... Take A Look In The Mirror
Dump your load in me
Of course I love you
YEAH, YEAH ,YEAH IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
Happy Birthday YOU OLD SLUT
YOU'RE FAT, BALD & OVER 40
Are you up for it tonight
CONGRATULATIONS on another 3 points
BRACE YOURSELF!