Don't Fuck It Up
Regular price £2.75
Leaving
DIY
Favourite Daughter
Farter
21 Grow up
Yesterday You Was A Dick
WooHoo
What Love Is
Valentine Happy Willy
Twat
Thanks Mum
Take Us
Swearing
Regular price £10.00
Still Does The Job
Spank Me
Reason I Love You
Ray Of Sunshine
Obligatory Valentines Card
Moving Out
Mini You
Knob Throb
I've Shaved My Fanny
Haha You're Old
Grey Pubes
Glass Of Wine
Ginger Twat
Fault
Committed To The Relationship
Christmas Star
Christmas Can Fuck Off
Champagne
Blow Me
Bloody Brilliant
Mutual Hate Of Christmas
White Or Red Xmas
Greatest Sister
Best Friend
Amazing
Idiot
Jokes
The Dog
Hero
We'll Miss You
You've Got Old
You Bought A House!
Wedding Sex
Tiny Human
This Card... Sex
Superior
Small Tits
Really Really Hungry
Pull Out
Our New Home
New Ball Busting Boss
No-One I'd Rather Watch with
Merry Fucking Christmas
Match 3 Anniversary, Sex
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Man The Fuck Up
Guess What I've Got You
Favourite Slut
Fabulous
Earned This Card
Drunk Text
Dad I Promise
Clever Dick
Christmas Means No Work!
Chin Up & Tits Out
Birthday Treat Sex
Better Than A Text
Best Bank Ever
Bell End
49+1
Mortgage Wankers
Bum
Guaranteed Sex Day
All I Want...
Piss Me Off
Alcoholism & Diabetes
Thanks
Great Dad
A Right Twat
Who The Man
21 & Clueless
Wisdom & Saggy Tits
Wisdom
Weekdays
The Reason
The Person I Am Today
Stop Being A Twat
Shit Memory
Santa Loves Everyone
Pretend This Is On Time
Pretend
Pack Of 5 Cards, Christmas!
Nice Shag
Middle Aged
Massive Nerd