Glitter
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Swallow You
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Still A Cunt
An Inspiration
Balls
One Massive Twat
Tolerate
Birthday Treat Fuck All
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May Your Birthday...
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Beautiful Bastard
Drink Wine
Tits Your Birthday
Got Drunk
Off Ya Fuck!
Acronym
A Really Nice Card
Come Towel
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Happy Birthday...Pussy
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Roses Are Red
Fanny
A Little Card...
I Fucking Love You
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Fart
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Uncle Knob Head
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50?
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About Fucking Time
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Happy Birthday
Obligatory Birthday Card
I Like You
Shithole
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Bye Bye Knob Head
Blow Job Voucher
Older
Birthday Cunt
Regular price £2.00
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40 & Still...
More In Love With You
50 & Fabulous
You Minus Work = Shit
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Sexy Pants
Favourite Bitch
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My Twat
I Love You
Don't Leave Me
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In Dog Years
Still A Miserable Cunt
Sex Trophy
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Loving You Is Easy
Better Looking Sibling
Match 3 Birthday Sex
Look At Our Phones
I Didn't Get You A Present
Horny...Sexy
Getting Work Done
Amazing & Hairy
Finger Under The Mistletoe
Fanny Feel Funny
Dad Didn't Pull Out
Cock Gobbler
Best Mistake
Tinsel Tits
Organ Donor
Happy Birthday...Favourite Child
Happy Birthday Donkey Dick
Christmas Cunt Star
Anniversary Treat Fuck All
You're 30
Sugar Tits
Sugar
Still Unsure
Old & Young
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